I am so interesting that if I was to read the phone book to anyone they would be on the edge of their seat.  I am so interesting that one word conveyed from my mouth is worth a thousand pictures. I am so interesting that spilled milk cries over me. I can effortlessly judge a book by the cover. I am so interesting teachers sign up to teach.

My games of tic-tac-toe end in two moves. my triathlons are won before the bike ride begins.